Finding A Way

 I think so.

    I sometimes surprise myself at the stupid things that I do. I can be very clumsy at times but never really detrimentally so it’s generally all good. Last night I was watching the 100 best Stand Ups on E4 and I had an itch in my eye. I don’t know how people generally relieve itches in the eye region but I generally close my eye and rub it. It’s a time tested procedure that has never served me wrong over the years until last night. While trying to relieve said itch I forgot to close my eye because I was distracted by Bill Hicks on the tv, I stuck my finger directly into my eye and seriously scratched it. I had blurred vision for the majority of the night and it was extremely painful. It’s alot better now but it just got me to thinking how all of the injuries I have had throughout the course of my life have been self inflicted. I use to play rugby in school and I was always breaking bones or pulling something. I ended up in hospital with a ruptured hernia, I didn’t sustain this injury from the heat of battle (well in the end it was due to being hit by a massive neanderthal) but the injury originated from me slipping and falling over while running from the dressing room to the pitch. I am the height of smooth.                                                                                                                                 In other news I miss Lottie and wish I was in the original lineup of the E Street Band.